Guys help, I’m trying to remember that one Destiel fic where Dean and Cas had a fight and Dean gave him the silent treatment and Cas tried to win back his love by buying him beer and porn and pie, and….PSYCH, THAT’S FUCKING CANON, BITCHES!!!
I originally thought the fandom was joking about the “naked and covered in bees” thing. I will never doubt the fandom again.
- Death is badass and likes to eat pizza
- Satan is sexy
- God’s a crappy writer
- The King of Hell is sassy
- Angels are douchebags
- Gabriel is the worst angel and the best prankster
- The moose is also sassy
- Demon blood is crack
- Hoarding toilet paper will help you in the apocalypse
- Jefferson Starships are horrible and hard to kill
I might have reblogged this already but it’s so good I don’t care.
Kyriarchy in action.
Also the study where they had women and men talking in a discussion and when women spoke around 30% of the time, men perceived them as dominating the discussion. They didn’t consider it “equal” until something like 5-10% of women talking.
Voila. A beautiful example of why fighting for equality becomes a gross exaggeration in the eyes of the oppressors.
If you don’t talk to your children about Cthulhu…
My parents never spoke to me about Cthulhu… Now all I can -
Nyarlathotep, nilgh’ri hai h’n’ghft n’gha ron. Uln nazhro R’lyeh nw fm’latghoth n’ghft naflCthulhu, uh’e Nyarlathotep uln Dagon bug ee r’luh, y-ah ngooboshu kadishtu ilyaa lw’nafh. Ebunma vulgtm grah’n ya Azathoth Nyarlathotep ‘ai n’ghft syha’h ph’zhro epnyth, ftaghu ep yaor y-ee ebunmaog ah f’stell’bsna cstell’bsna ron, hai shagg stell’bsna li’hee nw hai tharanakagl goka sll’ha. S’uhn kn’a hafh’drn ch’ Tsathoggua n’ghft s’uhn mnahn’ s’uhn, ee vulgtm cnglui ilyaaoth shugg goka hrii syha’hoth naflgnaiih, li’hee Yoggoth wgah’n hlirghog ch’ nnngotha grah’n. Geb bug Cthulhu ron ftaghu gof’nn llll lloig ep kadishtu, r’luh nnnli’hee nafly’hah nnnzhro ph’kn’a hlirgh nw sll’ha nog bug, ehye nog nwagl ftaghuor nw Yoggoth ‘ai shugg. Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF
AM I DREAMING
don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation
*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*
*says a Latin incantation*
waits for lucifer with anticipation
your waiting is over my friends
ALL HAIL THE LORD SATAN
Brother, get back in your pen and eat your fish heads.