THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL
WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL
equal sexual representation between both genders on tv
i will reblog this over and over until my fingers bleed from reblogging
Lets get zesty
I wanna get zesty with him
I no one else worried that he was cooking naked? Second degree burns from turkey fat are no laughing matter, he could have hurt himself in that outfit - or lack thereof.
Cook hard. Play hard.
cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.
- Do not forget Michael Brown
- Do not forget how the media dehumanized him and tried to justify his murder
- Do not forget how peaceful protests were painted as savage riots
- Do not forget police armed with military grade weapons terrorized and arrested black civilians
- Do not forget Darren Wilson being awarded over $400,000 in fundraiser donations for murdering an unarmed black child
- Do not forget that this system was not built to defend us, but to control us
- Do not forget Ferguson
Asked by Anonymous
Why would I do that when there’s all these glorious smut-fics in my bookmarks?
Is there a classic movie bloopers fandom because there needs to be one
OH MY GOD THESE THINGS REALLY EXIST???
I like how the guy in the fifth panel touches the blinds and then just goes FUCK IT I DIDN’T DO IT I’M OUT
That guy in the 5th GIF was James Fucking Cagney!! Public Enemy No. 1!!
KILLER OF BOTH MEN AND DOORS, WHEN WILL THE NEEDLESS VIOLENCE CEASE